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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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Why did the sushi blush?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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How do you make a banana split?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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