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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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What's a duck's favorite snack?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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What's a tree's favorite dating app?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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How does a programmer propose?
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