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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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What's a coder's favorite board game?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the party?
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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How does a dad exercise at the beach?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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