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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the developer go broke?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Why did the math book get in trouble at school?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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