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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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What's a dad's favorite fruit pun?
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why was the math book sad?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the bee get married?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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How do programmers stay cool in summer?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why did the sushi blush?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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