Skip to main content
LOL
Deck
Your daily dose of laughter
Home
Browse
🎲 Random Joke
Home
🎭 Browse
📂 Animal
🎯 Joke Details
More Jokes
View All
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
1237 views
•
0 likes
Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
414 views
•
0 likes
How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
419 views
•
0 likes
How does a tech-savvy skeleton communicate?
497 views
•
0 likes
: How do you make a goldfish old?
455 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
438 views
•
0 likes
Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
502 views
•
0 likes
Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
420 views
•
0 likes
Why did the developer go broke?
509 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a fashionable insect?
468 views
•
0 likes
Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
455 views
•
0 likes
What's a dad's favorite fruit pun?
193 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
415 views
•
0 likes
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
505 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a pile of cats?
409 views
•
0 likes
How do you make holy water?
395 views
•
0 likes
Why did the belt go to jail?
416 views
•
0 likes
Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
176 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
412 views
•
0 likes
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
437 views
•
0 likes
How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
390 views
•
0 likes
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
414 views
•
0 likes
How did the programmer die in the shower?
617 views
•
0 likes
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
1224 views
•
1 likes