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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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How did the computer catch the virus?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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Why did the giraffe break up with the hedgehog?
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How does bacon say goodbye?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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What do you call a dad who is a magician?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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