Skip to main content
LOL
Deck
Your daily dose of laughter
Home
Browse
🎲 Random Joke
Home
🎭 Browse
📂 Pun
🎯 Joke Details
More Jokes
View All
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
251 views
•
0 likes
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
314 views
•
0 likes
How does a squid go into battle?
403 views
•
0 likes
What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
306 views
•
0 likes
How did the programmer fix their broken keyboard?
306 views
•
0 likes
Why can't you trust an atom?
239 views
•
0 likes
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
270 views
•
0 likes
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
327 views
•
0 likes
Why don't sharks play basketball?
293 views
•
0 likes
: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
304 views
•
0 likes
Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
305 views
•
0 likes
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
859 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
35 views
•
0 likes
Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
264 views
•
0 likes
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
288 views
•
0 likes
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
280 views
•
0 likes
Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
356 views
•
0 likes
I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
290 views
•
0 likes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
323 views
•
0 likes
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
289 views
•
0 likes
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
844 views
•
0 likes
How does a squid make a decision?
293 views
•
0 likes
How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
484 views
•
0 likes
Why did the programmer go to therapy?
302 views
•
0 likes
