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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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I used to play piano by ear...
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
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How does a dad make sure he doesn't lose his tools?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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How does the moon cut its hair?
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What do you call a dad who is a magician?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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What did the digital clock say to its dad?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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