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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish?
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How does a lemon file a lawsuit?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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How do trees access the internet?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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Why did the belt get arrested?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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How does a dad wave goodbye?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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Why was the student staring at the calendar?
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