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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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What do you call a ghost's true love?
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What do you call a polar bear in a desert?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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Why did the dad joke go to school?
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Why did the painter go to therapy?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why did the cookie go to the therapist?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
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