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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why did the gym close down?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why was the math book feeling lonely?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why did the developer go broke?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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