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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Why did the coffee file a lawsuit against its owner?
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How does a dad exercise at the beach?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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What's a tree's favorite dating app?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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