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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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How do you make a milkshake laugh?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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Why did the programmer use glasses while coding?
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How do trees access the internet?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does a tech-savvy skeleton communicate?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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