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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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Why did the belt get arrested?
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What do you call a fly without wings?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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