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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek?
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What do you call a coding duel between two programmers?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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How does a dentist become a detective?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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How do you make a gorilla laugh?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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