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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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What do you call a dad who is a magician?
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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