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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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Why don't dads ever get lost?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the sushi blush?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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How does a barber make phone calls?
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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Why was the computer cold?
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