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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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What do you call a mischievous insect?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why did the squirrel bring a flashlight to the party?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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How did the barber win the race?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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