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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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Why was the belt arrested?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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What do you call a dad who is a magician?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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How do you catch a squirrel who loves nuts?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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