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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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I used to play piano by ear...
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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Why did the chef get arrested?
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Why don't dads ever get lost?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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What do you call a dad who is also a magician?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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