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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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How does a hamburger introduce its family?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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Why did the volleyball player go to the bank?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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