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What do you call a programming wizard?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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How did the computer get out of jail?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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