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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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How do you make a banana split?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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How did the computer get out of jail?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why was the belt arrested?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
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