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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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