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How does a programmer make a decision?
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How does a rapper greet his grandmother?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why did the banana go to school?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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How do you make a banana split?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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