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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?
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