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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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How does the ocean say hello?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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What do you call two birds in love?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why did the sloth become a stand-up comedian?
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Why did the gym close down?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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