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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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How do construction workers party?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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How does a programmer make a decision?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Why did the dad joke go to school?
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Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the math book get in trouble at school?
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