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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the dad stare at the orange juice for hours?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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