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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Why was the computer cold?
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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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Why did the database administrator get lost?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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Why was the math book sad?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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