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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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What did one hat say to the other hat at the party?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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How do construction workers party?
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