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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the party?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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How does a programmer propose?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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How do you make a milkshake laugh?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo?
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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Why did the software developer go to therapy?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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