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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the coffee file a lawsuit against its owner?
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How do you make holy water?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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How did the barber win the race?
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Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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Why did the gym close down?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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