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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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How does a lemon file a lawsuit?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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How do programmers stay cool in summer?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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Why did the painter go to therapy?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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