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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
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How does a programmer make a decision?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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What is a baker's favorite music genre?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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