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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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How do you make holy water?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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What's a coder's favorite board game?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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How does a tech-savvy skeleton communicate?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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