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How does a programmer make a decision?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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How do you catch a squirrel with ADD?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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