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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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How do you make holy water?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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How does a barber make phone calls?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why was the math book sad?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
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