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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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How do programmers stay cool in summer?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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How did the owl find out his wife was cheating on him?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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How does a programmer flirt?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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Why did the programmer use glasses while coding?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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