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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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Why did the sushi blush?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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Why did the developer go broke?
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How does a train eat?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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How does a dad wave goodbye?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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How do you make a milkshake laugh?
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