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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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Why did the computer take up gardening?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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What do you call a mischievous insect?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Why did the laptop go to therapy?
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How do you make a strawberry laugh?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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