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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why did the belt get arrested?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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What's a duck's favorite snack?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
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How does a skeleton call his friends?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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