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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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How did the computer get out of jail?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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How do you make holy water?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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How does a cloud apologize?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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How does a dentist become a detective?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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