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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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How do construction workers party?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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What do you call a ghost's true love?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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How do you know if a programmer is an introvert?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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What is a baker's favorite music genre?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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