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Why was the calendar always confident?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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How do you know if a programmer is an introvert?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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How does the moon cut its hair?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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How does a bee brush its hair?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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