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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why did the seafood stop seeing the therapist?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why did the database administrator get lost?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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Why did the banana go to school?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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