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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Why did the laptop go to therapy?
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How does a cloud apologize?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the party?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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What happened to the girl who drank too much tea?
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How do you organize a space party?
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