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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How does a programmer make a decision?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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