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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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How does the ocean say hello?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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Why was the math book sad at lunchtime?
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