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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why did the programmer use glasses while coding?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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Why did the gym close down?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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What do you call a dad who is a magician?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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