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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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What did the digital clock say to its dad?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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How does bacon say goodbye?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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How does a bee brush its hair?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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