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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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How does a hamburger introduce its family?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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Why did the seafood stop seeing the therapist?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
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