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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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What do you call a ghost's true love?
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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Why did the painter go to therapy?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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Why did the seafood stop seeing the therapist?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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How do you know if a programmer is an introvert?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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