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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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What do you call a group of software engineers?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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