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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why did the banana go to school?
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How do trees access the internet?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Why did the gym close down?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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