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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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How does a skeleton call his friends?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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Why do cows make terrible comedians?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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How do you make a milkshake laugh?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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Why was the belt arrested?
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How does a rapper greet his grandmother?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
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How does a programmer flirt?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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