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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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What did one hat say to the other hat at the party?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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Why was the belt arrested?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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How does lettuce express its emotions?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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What is a baker's favorite music genre?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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