Your Daily Dose of Humor
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tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
food
