Your Daily Dose of Humor
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general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
tech
Why did the computer catch a cold?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
pun
